Song 2: Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama

 By Lynyrd Skynyrd

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the South land
I miss Alabama once again
And I think it's a sin, yes

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor, boo boo boo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come, Alabama

Ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama, ah ah ah
Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the swappers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
(Yes, they do!)
Lord, they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama, oh, sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama, Lord Lord, I'm coming home to you, yeah yeah
Montgomery's got the answer

Cinderumpelstiltskin

     By: skerrymalas

Cinderumpelstiltskin

                 Once upon a time, there was a maiden with two stepsisters, and an evil stepmother. One day, while the maiden was cleaning the stairs, she heard a loud knock at the door. "Coming!" she yelled, impolitely. She opened the door, and there was a brod man standing at the door. "Give this to your mum," he said, then vanished out of thin air. The maiden rushed upstairs and barged into her stepmom's dressing room while her stepmother was getting dressed, so the closed her eyes and waited. When her stepmother was done, she opened her eyes and gave her the letter, bewildered.

                "Oh my! Oh my!" she yelled, practically jumping out of her socks. (She wasn't wearing socks; it's just a metaphor) "What?!" the maiden and her sisters yelled all at the same time. "The prince is having a ball tonight and has invited us to come!"

                 She asked her stepmother if she could go the night of the day of the ball, but of course, she replied with a stern look on her face saying the word, no. That night, while everyone was at the ball, she was awoken by a huge midget asking her various questions. "I could poof you there in a dress and slippers and everything," he paused," if you could guess my name," he said with a sly grin. She thought about it, and then started asking many names repeatedly. That night, many hours after the ball had been through, she heard the man yelling, "Rumpelstiltskin, Rumpelstiltskin!"

                 Turns out, she never even got to go to the ball due to her stupidity. She was dumb enough NOT to guess the name Rumpelstiltskin after she had had the chance right after she heard him on the porch yelling out his name. The man ended up calling her Cinderumpelstiltskin. She grew up far from happily ever after. (She wasn't so pretty, either.) The End.

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Wierd Note 2

When i was talking to my friend today this popped up: 
I'm thinking I have, but wouldn't you know that?